i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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