"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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