Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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