the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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