no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
birth control should be required to get into college
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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