i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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