my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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