oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
