saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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