is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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