Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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