sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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