Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
