Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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