remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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