first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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