im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
