There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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