I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i need some magic done to my vagina
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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