what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dear god my vagina.
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