Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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