We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
