I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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