Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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