scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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