the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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