is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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