So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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