i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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