i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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