so explain again why im purple
no
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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