what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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