no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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