He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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