We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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