i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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