Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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