Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
