how can u be prego again
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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