Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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