ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you traded sex for a burrito?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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