It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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