he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And then my night got REAL pukey
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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