PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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