This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
