How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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