Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
