i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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