Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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