Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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